My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy.
remember that text post saying we couldn’t handle chris evans as a hot teacher and we’re grateful he’s a celebrity
this is why